Its My Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Damn, I'm fifthteen (well, tomorrow I am)? Wasn't I like twelve yesterday? Wait, I'll be Sixteen next year? Thats only a year before I'm seventeen! This is so much to take in, wow. I feel old all of a sudden (though I suppose to a seventy-year-old 15 is probably just a walk in the park)! Sucks that I have to go to School, I know loads of people have to go to School/work on their Birthdays but for me its like the first time in ages, so its like going into School on Christmas for me! At least I haven't got that many Tests (although I will have to do Sport, ON MY BIRTHDAY!? OH COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK!), and as far as Birthdays go, it will just be like any other day, but it should be the opposite. Normally on my birthday I sleep-in and play with any games or toys I'll have got (or as I like to put it: Items Very Kindly Donated From The Family). This Years going to be a bit of a no show. I've got a big Science Test to revise for on Thursday night as well, which just adds to this suck-o-meter. Of course to some homeless person in Afghanistan going to School on your Birthday is nothing, but when you're a Teenager its the worst thing ever (though then again, everything with us is either 'This Sucks' or 'Totally Cool Dude')! I suppose Birthdays are just another excuse to shoe-horn in more presents from your unlucky Family (nobodys complaining though), we will just about celebrate for ANYTHING won't we? You was born on this day fithteen years ago...SO WHAT, THAT WAS FIFTHTEEN YEARS AGO! DO I CARE? NO! JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PRESENTS ALREADY (not that I'm greedy or anything)! Anyway I hope that I don't half-ass the Science Test just because its my birthday, (thats why I asked for money so I won't be distracted by any cool new crap sitting on my table). Oh, the pain! Why did the College postpone the Holidays for an extra two Weeks? This time last Year I was in Holiday land! This time sorta feels right as well, because the Weeks are now just starting to get really tiresome and just drag like hell (every lesson feels like a snail that can't move, which is REALLY REALLY SLOW), I sure hope the Holidays are worth it, cos i'm working my ass off here!      

Tim, who is now wishing to have been born on a date that DOESN'T COINCIDE WITH A GOD DAMN SCHOOL DAY!