Welcome to What Really Grinds My Gears Part 1: Sport. Now I love alot of things (Doctor Who, Merlin, My Dog, Movies, Peter Pan, Games, My Computer ect...), and I mean ALOT of things...but there is still alot of stuff that I HATE, stuff that I could probably fill a entire Book with (School, Homework, Sport, My Brother, those really long queues at at Theme Parks ect...), or better yet, a Blog Post. This really is one of my pet hates at the moment though: Sport! It is by far the most unfair, pointless and quite simply painful thing around! At the moment we're doing Baseball on Wednesdays and Endurance on Thursdays:
Baseball is unfair. Its unfair because everyone else on the other team IS SO FRIKKEN GOOD! Why do they keep putting all the weak ones in the same Team? THATS NOT EVEN! ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE IN THE OTHER TEAM! So I was holding the Bat, whacking the Ball and racing towards the first base, only for this really annoying French voice to yell: "YOURRRRR OUTTTT!" I was just Nanometres away from it! They had caught the ball in mid air (which, in this game means that everyone thats not at a Base at this point in the field will be eliminated)! Not just me, but five players were eliminated in one fell swoop. And this one guy catches the ball EVERY single time! The score by the end of the game was 7-32! THATS HARDLY FAIR! HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY WIN AGAINST THIS GUY? Not that I hate him, but he's too far too good, and its just ruining the game for all of us (apart from the people on his Team of course). We tried to eliminate him when we were in Defense, but he hits the ball to the OTHER END OF THE FIELD, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THAT IN MID-AIR! And by the time we return the Ball he's already done like THREE HOME-RUNS! *SIGH* The funny thing is, this guy only comes up to my waist (HE IS THAT SMALL!) and I'm not kidding, he wears Baby shoes he's so small. He is the closest thing to Speedy Gonzalus on this Earth! And theres always that Jack-ass that likes to rub it in! YES I GET THAT WE'VE LOST, SHUT UP! (Note: I don't actually talk alot in School, so this is just what I'm thinking in my head, not what I actually said.) This guy is just a ASSSS-HOLE! He is just evil to everyone (luckily he mainly keeps away from me most of time) in my School, so nobody tolerates it, and the Teacher actually applied disipline for once when he started flying Insults to everyone. Baseball is clearly a pain, but its nothing compared to Endurance!
Endurance is painful both PHYSICALLY AND PAINFULLY! It tests your will in the most brutal of ways and will make your legs ache forever! (My legs are still aching from Thursday!) Endurance, quite simply put, is Running without stopping for fourteen minutes. Sounds simple doesn't it? But NOOO, its the longest fourteen minutes you'll ever have! My legs turn to jelly after the first lap and after the second lap of the field my Body fails completely, and only the sheer power of will alone got me through the next ten minutes! Its the closest thing to Torture, it truly is! The cross country race is on October 15th at our lake, and this is what they've been preparing us for, But Why Though? Why do we have to suffer? I don't know, apparently its a 'tradition'. BULLSH*T! THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS CRAP THAT TORTURES THE SOUL, RUINS YOUR BODY, AND TESTS YOUR WILL! IT WILL DESTROY YOU! WHY TORTURE YOUR ALREADY OVERWORKED STUDENTS THAT (QUITE FRANKLY) CONTINUES TO PRODUCE AMAZING RESULTS ON A WEEK-TO-WEEK BASIS?! ENDURANCE IS EVIL! WHOEVER ADDED THIS TO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IN FRANCE SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE HEAD! NOW THIS IS WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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